We, the prophets of the modern age, have foreseen the future. Our visions are not of peace, love, and prosperity, but of chaos, despair, and utter confusion.

We foresee a world where cats rule the internet, and their adorable faces are the only currency that matters.

Our prophecies are not for the faint of heart. Are you prepared to face the coming apocalypse of avocado toast, the rise of sentient robots, and the eventual heat death of the universe?